{"id":3567,"date":"2015-01-25T19:12:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3567"},"modified":"2015-01-25T19:12:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:12:25","slug":"signs-youve-been-in-manchester-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3567","title":{"rendered":"Signs You&#8217;ve Been in Manchester Too Long"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You go mad when somebody who is not from Manchester says &#8216;mad fer it&#8217;. &#8220;Nobody says that EVER!&#8221; you scream.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8216;mad fer it&#8217; when back in Manchester.<\/li>\n<li>You think fisherman&#8217;s hats are attractive.<\/li>\n<li>You support Man City out of principle.<\/li>\n<li>You see Coronation Street stars all the time and think nothing of it.<\/li>\n<li>You think Londoners are &#8216;soft southern wankers&#8217;&#8230; until they kick your head in at a footie match.<\/li>\n<li>You get a freckle and consider yourself &#8216;suntanned&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>You deny that it rains all the time.. as you struggle home with the shopping in yet another torrential downpour.<\/li>\n<li>You won&#8217;t pay more than \u00a31.50 for a wrap of skag.<\/li>\n<li>People start yawning when you talk about how great Manchester is.<\/li>\n<li>Zzzzzzz.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You go mad when somebody who is not from Manchester says &#8216;mad fer it&#8217;. &#8220;Nobody says that EVER!&#8221; you scream. You say &#8216;mad fer it&#8217; when back in Manchester. You think fisherman&#8217;s hats are attractive. You support Man City out of principle. You see Coronation Street stars all the time and think nothing of it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[280],"class_list":["post-3567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-british"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}