{"id":3559,"date":"2015-01-25T19:08:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3559"},"modified":"2015-01-25T19:08:27","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:08:27","slug":"some-oregonian-facts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3559","title":{"rendered":"Some Oregonian Facts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oregon is one of the wettest states in the Union.  Here are some Oregonian facts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oregonians don&#8217;t tan, they rust.<\/li>\n<li>Rustoleum is the number one selling suntan oil in Oregon.<\/li>\n<li>Glasses sold in Oregon come standard with windshield wipers.<\/li>\n<li>Oregonians are so used to rain that a half inch of snow closes the schools.<\/li>\n<li>Oregonians picnic in the rain.  We just open the sunroof on the umbrella if the sun comes out.<\/li>\n<li>True Oregonians have web feet.  Helps us cross the street easier.<\/li>\n<li>In Oregon if you don&#8217;t like the weather, wait 2 weeks and it will change to another storm.<\/li>\n<li>Oregonians don&#8217;t by flood insurance, they all live in houseboats.<\/li>\n<li>When the comet Hale Bopp first flew by at night, half the population thought they had seen the sun for the first time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oregon is one of the wettest states in the Union. Here are some Oregonian facts: Oregonians don&#8217;t tan, they rust. Rustoleum is the number one selling suntan oil in Oregon. Glasses sold in Oregon come standard with windshield wipers. Oregonians are so used to rain that a half inch of snow closes the schools. Oregonians [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[1106],"class_list":["post-3559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-oregon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}