{"id":3551,"date":"2015-01-25T19:05:28","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3551"},"modified":"2015-01-25T19:05:28","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:05:28","slug":"ways-to-tell-if-someone-is-from-seattle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3551","title":{"rendered":"Ways to Tell if Someone is From Seattle"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Knows at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires.<\/li>\n<li>Uses more than 5 words [a unique vocabulary] to order a cup of coffee. &#8220;I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Designer&#8217; wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock.<\/li>\n<li>Considers it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day. On Average, Seattle has less than 3 SUNNY days in February.<\/li>\n<li>Feels guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash, instead of a recycle bin.<\/li>\n<li>Stands on a deserted street corner in the rain, waiting for the light to say walk. Did you know that Seattle police issue over 2500 citations a year to pedestrians jaywalking in downtown Seattle? Well, Seattleites can follow the &#8220;Don&#8217;t Walk&#8221; lights to extremes. Once, while I was crossing the street, the &#8220;Walk&#8221; light started flashing &#8220;Don&#8217;t Walk&#8221; just as I reached the middle of the intersection. Would you believe, the pedestrian right beside me turned around, and walked back to the corner we started from!<\/li>\n<li>Have been &#8220;snow&#8221; skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow.<\/li>\n<li>When discussing rainforests and volcanoes, NOT talking about Hawaii.<\/li>\n<li>Groans when Seattle gets listed as one of the best places to live. At all costs, Seattleites do NOT want to encourage ANY MORE people to move to Seattle.<\/li>\n<li>Takes an umbrella wherever they go!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knows at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires. Uses more than 5 words [a unique vocabulary] to order a cup of coffee. &#8220;I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please.&#8221; Designer&#8217; wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock. Considers it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[1300],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-seattle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}