{"id":3545,"date":"2015-01-25T19:03:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3545"},"modified":"2015-01-25T19:03:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:03:09","slug":"you-know-you-live-in-oregon-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3545","title":{"rendered":"You Know You Live in Oregon If&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You believe the weather man.<\/li>\n<li>You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty.<\/li>\n<li>You use the words &#8216;sun breaks&#8217; and know what it means.<\/li>\n<li>You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.<\/li>\n<li>You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as you originally paid<\/li>\n<li>You never go camping without water-proof matches and ponchos.<\/li>\n<li>You stand on a deserted street corner in the rain waiting for the light to change (if there even is a light).<\/li>\n<li>You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.<\/li>\n<li>You obey all traffic laws except keep right and left passing.<\/li>\n<li>You only honk your horn if collision is imminent and never for anything else.<\/li>\n<li>You consider swimming an indoor sport.<\/li>\n<li>You consider something a &#8220;hill&#8221; (not a mountain) if it doesn&#8217;t have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai food.<\/li>\n<li>In the winter, you go to work in the dark, come home in the dark, and only have an 8 hour day.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve ever tasted Pace extra mild picante sauce.<\/li>\n<li>You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a really nice restaurant.<\/li>\n<li>You consider &#8220;etiquette&#8221; a foreign word.<\/li>\n<li>You personally know someone from California.<\/li>\n<li>You resent being called a weirdo.<\/li>\n<li>You drool at the world&#8217;s worst spaghetti sauce.<\/li>\n<li>You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.<\/li>\n<li>You used to live somewhere else but won&#8217;t admit it publicly.<\/li>\n<li>You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve ever ordered a half caff\/decaf, nonfat mocha grande with sugar-free cranberry whip (or you know what it is).<\/li>\n<li>The bride &#038; groom registered at REI.(sport supply store)<\/li>\n<li>You are amazed at an accurate weather forecast.<\/li>\n<li>If someone ran your car off the highway, you might drown.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;d be miffed if the store was out of your favorite brand of water.<\/li>\n<li>Every day is casual Friday.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You believe the weather man. You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty. You use the words &#8216;sun breaks&#8217; and know what it means. You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee. You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[1106],"class_list":["post-3545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-oregon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}