{"id":3516,"date":"2015-01-25T13:23:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T11:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3516"},"modified":"2015-01-25T13:23:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T11:23:46","slug":"murphys-technology-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3516","title":{"rendered":"Murphy&#8217;s Technology Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #1:<br \/>\nYou can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #2:<br \/>\nLogic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #3:<br \/>\nTechnology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #4:<br \/>\nIf builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #5:<br \/>\nAn expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he\/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #6:<br \/>\nTell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he&#8217;ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he&#8217;ll have to touch to be sure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #7:<br \/>\nAll great discoveries are made by mistake.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #8:<br \/>\nNothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #9:<br \/>\nAll&#8217;s well that ends&#8230; period.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #10:<br \/>\nA meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #11:<br \/>\nThe first myth of management is that it exists.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #12:<br \/>\nA failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #13:<br \/>\nNew systems generate new problems.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #14:<br \/>\nTo err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #15:<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t know one-millionth of one percent about anything.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #16:<br \/>\nAny given program, when running, is obsolete.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #17:<br \/>\nA computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Murphy&#8217;s Technology Law #4: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,52],"tags":[1047],"class_list":["post-3516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","category-rules","tag-murphy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}