{"id":3514,"date":"2015-01-25T13:23:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T11:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3514"},"modified":"2015-01-25T13:23:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T11:23:03","slug":"murphys-laws-of-computing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3514","title":{"rendered":"Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Computing"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.<\/li>\n<li>When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it&#8217;s probably obsolete.<\/li>\n<li>The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.<\/li>\n<li>When the going gets tough, upgrade.<\/li>\n<li>For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.<\/li>\n<li>To err is human &#8230; to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.<\/li>\n<li>He who laughs last probably made a back-up.<\/li>\n<li>If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.<\/li>\n<li>A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.<\/li>\n<li>The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.<\/li>\n<li>A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it&#8217;s probably obsolete. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. When the going gets tough, upgrade. For [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,52],"tags":[1047],"class_list":["post-3514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","category-rules","tag-murphy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}