{"id":3498,"date":"2015-01-25T13:08:35","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T11:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3498"},"modified":"2015-01-25T13:08:35","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T11:08:35","slug":"unique-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3498","title":{"rendered":"Unique Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, you&#8217;ve heard of Murphy&#8217;s famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. There are many other related Laws, as well. Here are some:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Lorenz&#8217;s Law of Mechanical Repair<br \/>\nAfter your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Beach&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nIdentical parts aren&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Anthony&#8217;s Law of the Workshop<br \/>\nAny tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Tussman&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nNothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Lowery&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nIf it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Peer&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nThe solution to a problem changes the problem.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>William&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nThere is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Handy Guide to Modern Science:<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s green or it wiggles, it&#8217;s Biology.<br \/>\nIf it stinks, it&#8217;s Chemistry.<br \/>\nIf it doesn&#8217;t work, it&#8217;s Physics.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IBM&#8217;s Pollyanna Principle<br \/>\nMachines should work. People should think.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Dilbert Principle<br \/>\nThe most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage &#8211; management.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ehrlich&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nThe first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ralph&#8217;s Observation<br \/>\nIt is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Cannon&#8217;s Comment<br \/>\nIf you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Cole&#8217;s Law<br \/>\nThinly sliced cabbage.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Law of Common Sense<br \/>\nNever accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Law of Reality<br \/>\nNever get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Law of Avoiding Oversell<br \/>\nWhen putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Law of Physical Displacement<br \/>\nSometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Legal Rights<br \/>\nEveryone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Law of Probable Dispersal<br \/>\nWhatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Law Pertaining to Divorce<br \/>\nBe a good housekeeper. When you leave him &#8230; get a good lawyer &#8230;keep his house.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, you&#8217;ve heard of Murphy&#8217;s famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. There are many other related Laws, as well. Here are some: Lorenz&#8217;s Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Beach&#8217;s Law Identical parts aren&#8217;t. Anthony&#8217;s Law of the Workshop Any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[750],"class_list":["post-3498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rules","tag-guidelines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}