{"id":3453,"date":"2015-01-25T11:37:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T09:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3453"},"modified":"2015-01-25T11:37:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T09:37:16","slug":"proposed-country-song-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3453","title":{"rendered":"Proposed Country Song Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Ain&#8217;t No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out<\/li>\n<li>You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa<\/li>\n<li>Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart<\/li>\n<li>I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day<\/li>\n<li>She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn&#8217;t Choose Me<\/li>\n<li>The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn&#8217;t Cling To Me For Long<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi<\/li>\n<li>I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf<\/li>\n<li>Now That We&#8217;re Miserable, I Hope You&#8217;re Happy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ain&#8217;t No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn&#8217;t Choose Me The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[446],"class_list":["post-3453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","tag-country-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}