{"id":3440,"date":"2015-01-25T10:45:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3440"},"modified":"2015-01-25T10:45:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:45:44","slug":"rolling-blackout-theme-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3440","title":{"rendered":"Rolling Blackout Theme Song"},"content":{"rendered":"
To the theme music from the TV western “Rawhide”<\/div>\n

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
\nThough the state is golden,
\nKeep them blackouts rollin’, statewide.
\nA little colder weather,
\nAnd we all freeze together,
\nWishin’ more plants were on the line.
\nAll the things I’m missin’,
\nLike lights and television,
\nAre waiting ’til we can pay the price.<\/p>\n

(Chorus)
\nTurn ’em on, turn ’em off,
\nShut ’em down, block ’em out,
\nTurn ’em on, turn ’em off, statewide!
\nBrown ’em out, black ’em out,
\nCharge ’em more, give ’em less,
\nLet the polls fix the mess, statewide!<\/p>\n

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’,
\nThough they’re disapprovin’,
\nKeep them rates a-movin’, statewide.
\nDon’t try to understand ’em,
\nJust raise, charge, and collect ’em.
\nSoon we’ll be livin’ high and wide.
\nMy heart’s calculatin’,
\nNuclear plants will be waitin’,
\nBe waitin’ at the end of my ride.<\/p>\n

(Chorus)
\nTurn ’em on, turn ’em off,
\nShut ’em down, block ’em out,
\nTurn ’em on, turn ’em off, statewide!
\nBrown ’em out, black ’em out,
\nCharge ’em more, give ’em less,
\nLet the polls fix the mess, statewide!
\nSTATEWIDE!!! Hyaah!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To the theme music from the TV western “Rawhide” Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, Though the state is golden, Keep them blackouts rollin’, statewide. A little colder weather, And we all freeze together, Wishin’ more plants were on the line. All the things I’m missin’, Like lights and television, Are waiting ’til we can pay the price. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[575],"class_list":["post-3440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","tag-electricity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}