The perfect man is gentle
\nNever cruel or mean
\nHe has a beautiful smile
\nAnd keeps his face so clean.<\/p>\n
The perfect man likes children
\nAnd will raise them by your side
\nHe will be a good father
\nAs well as a good husband to his bride.<\/p>\n
The perfect man loves cooking
\nCleaning and vacuuming too
\nHe’ll do anything in his power
\nTo convey his feelings of love on to you.<\/p>\n
The perfect man is sweet
\nWriting poetry from your name
\nHe’s a best friend to your mother
\nAnd kisses away your pain.<\/p>\n
He never has made you cry
\nOr hurt you in any way
\nTo hell with this endless poem
\nThe perfect man is gay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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