Is this the real world?
\nIs this just fantasy?
\nCaught in a LAN-slide
\nNo ESC to reality.
\nopen(2) your files,
\nLook after your while()s in C;
\nIts just a cheap toy, but dearer than Symphony(tm)
\nWith it’s wheezy cough, noisy beep
\nAddress clash, little sleep
\nAnything but Windows(tm),
\nNothing beats class lib’ries to me,
\nTo me.<\/p>\n
Mama,
\nJust killed a RAM
\nGot some static on its pins,
\nNow I don’t see the dust bin,
\nMama,
\n‘Write’ had just been run,
\nBut now I’ve got to throw it all away
\nMama, ooooooh, Didn’t mean to make it fry
\nIf I’ve no stack to overflow tomorrow,
\nCarry one, carry one,
\n‘Cause there’s nothing like class lib’ries.<\/p>\n
Too late,
\nMy time(2) has come
\nSend lightning down my line
\nStop my make(1) before it’s time
\nGoodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go,
\nGotta leave you all behind and read Knuth.<\/p>\n
Mama, ooooooh, (Anything but Windows(tm))
\nI don’t want to *sigh*
\nI sometimes wish I’d never known Bourne at all.<\/p>\n
I see a little silhouetto of a man(1),
\nScarramouche, Scarramouche,
\nDid you run the test script yet?
\nThunderbolt and lightning,
\nBlowing up my modem, me.
\nGone away now,
\nGone away now,
\nGone away now, Windows(tm) froze.
\nIts worse than crap (oh oh oh oh)<\/p>\n
It’s just a cheap toy, ev’rybody has three
\nIt’s just a cheap toy from a cheap company
\nSpare us our lifes from this monstrosity!
\nWheezy cough, noisy beep, will you let us sleep?
\nDrink Miller! GNU! We will not let you sleep!
\n(let us sleep!)
\nDrink Miller! GNU! We will not let you sleep!
\n(let us sleep!)
\nDrink Miller! Will not let you sleep
\n(let us sleep!)
\nWill not let you sleep (let us sleep!)
\nWill not let you sleep (let us sleep!)
\nGNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU GNU!
\nOh Mama mia, mama mia,
\nMama mia, let us sleep!
\nBe-el-ze-Gates has a widget put beside my tree,
\nmy tree,
\nmy tree!<\/p>\n
So you think you can force me to use XP?
\nSo you think you can love me and leave me no drives?
\nOh, baby,
\nCan’t do this to me baby,
\nJust gotta c-out, just gotta get write(2) out of here.<\/p>\n
Nothing beats class lib’ries,
\nAnything in C,
\nNothing beats class lib’ries,
\nNothing beats class lib’ries to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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