You just awake… your eyes are still shut
\nStill cant quite focus…..still draggin your butt
\nYou know you need coffee……can taste that first sip
\nYou wait for the maker…..and put the mug to your lip.<\/p>\n
The feeling is warm…. just what you need
\nBut you know you need more….and its something to read
\nThe paper you say??? no…dont think so.. not it…
\nIts much more exciting… you cant wait to “click”…<\/p>\n
You boot up your ‘puter…….you click that icon…
\nCan’t keep from grinning…. you’re really turned on!
\nWhen the voice says “Welcome”…your heart skips a beat!!
\nYou know your addicted….all the friends that you’ll meet.<\/p>\n
And then you see it…….you wait with a stare….
\nThe mail box lights up!! “you’ve got mail” waiting there!!
\nOH.. what a feeling!!…. you look with delight!
\nYou hoped you’d have mail…. and you knew you were right!!<\/p>\n
So you go thru the mail….. knowing this is the “Best”.
\nReading this reading that….as you go thru the rest.
\nSome you give the “delete” key….others get your first click
\nYou know you must hurry……you gotta be quick!<\/p>\n
It is then that you hear it…. You can’t wait to see
\nYour heart gets a flutter… who’s name will it be?
\nAnd then there it is….. covering part of the screen
\nThe sweet little sound….Oh..you know what that means!!!<\/p>\n
“Quick mail check” you promised….you said in your mind.
\nBut you just got an IM…. and your pressing for time!
\nYou know that you want to…. and respond you will
\nSo you stop what your doing.. and go for the thrill!<\/p>\n
You “LOL” and “BRB”, give kisses and Hugs…
\nYou type and send words… refilling your mug
\nYou give your good friend your attention and time
\nSo that quick little mail check… turns to hours online!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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