Some say it is super
\nSome say it is silly
\nWe hear it works great
\nfor a limp-acting Willie<\/p>\n
You’ve heard no doubt
\nOf a starch called Niagara
\nWe found out by chance
\nIt’s what’s contained in Viagara<\/p>\n
At ten dollars a pop
\nThis seems like a buy
\nBut can you suggest it
\nTo your impotent guy?<\/p>\n
It’s side effects aren’t charted
\nIt may be too iffy
\nBut what some men won’t do
\nFor a good old-fashioned stiffy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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