Hush little baby don’t you squall
\nMomma’s gonna buy you a crystal ball<\/p>\n
And if you still can’t see beyond
\nMomma’s gonna buy you a magic wand<\/p>\n
And if that wand don’t change your fate
\nMomma’s gonna teach you to levitate<\/p>\n
And if the astral makes you sick,
\nMomma’s gonna buy you an incense stick<\/p>\n
And if that patchouli smells too rank
\nShe’ll buy you a sensory deprivation tank<\/p>\n
And if that tank don’t float your bones
\nMomma’s gonna buy you some precious stones<\/p>\n
And if those gems don’t ease your heart
\nMomma’s gonna buy you a natal chart<\/p>\n
And if your planets go berserk
\nMomma’s gonna buy you some bodywork<\/p>\n
And if your aura still needs kneading
\nMomma’s gonna buy you a past life reading<\/p>\n
And if your destiny stays hid
\nMomma’s gonna buy you a pyramid<\/p>\n
And if your chakras still feel stressed
\nMomma’s gonna take you on a vision quest<\/p>\n
And if power animals don’t come to charm ya
\nSorry, kid, it’s just your karma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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