So here I sit, in all my glory…
\nLend me an ear, and I’ll tell ya a story…
\nI once had a wife–she was such a dear,
\nThen came the Net, and it all disappeared!<\/p>\n
Now there she sits, for hours on end…
\ndon’t care where I’m goin’, don’t care where I’ve been.
\nIt could be three, or it could be nine…
\nshe really doesn’t care, long as she’s online.<\/p>\n
She gets outta work and rushes home,
\nShe comes in yelling at me, “Get off the phone!”
\nWhere is the hug? Where is my kiss?
\nBut she’s at the computer–that’s all she missed!<\/p>\n
Talking to cyber friends, checking the mail
\nI might as well be in a Cyber Jail!
\nMy stomach’s growling–it’s so unfair!
\nNo clean dishes and no clean underwear!<\/p>\n
Drink me a beer, stare at the walls
\nI’ll pick at my teeth and roam the halls,
\nFarting and burping what a sight to see…
\nCan you believe she’s there?? When she could be with ME!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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