{"id":3410,"date":"2015-01-25T10:15:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3410"},"modified":"2015-01-25T10:15:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:15:38","slug":"my-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3410","title":{"rendered":"My First Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sky was dark<br \/>\nThe moon was high<br \/>\nAll alone<br \/>\nJust her and I<br \/>\nHer hair so soft<br \/>\nHer eyes so blue<br \/>\nI knew just what<br \/>\nShe wanted to do<br \/>\nHer skin so soft<br \/>\nHer legs so fine<br \/>\nI ran my fingers<br \/>\nDown her spine<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t know how<br \/>\nBut I tried my best<br \/>\nTo place my hand<br \/>\nOn her breasts<br \/>\nI remember my fear<br \/>\nMy fast beating heart<br \/>\nBut slowly she spread<\/p>\n<p>Her legs apart<br \/>\nAnd when she did it<br \/>\nI felt no shame<br \/>\nAll at once<br \/>\nThe white stuff came<br \/>\nAt last it&#8217;s finished<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all over now<br \/>\nMy first time<br \/>\nMilking a cow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn&#8217;t know how But I tried my best To [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[623],"class_list":["post-3410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-farm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}