{"id":3408,"date":"2015-01-25T10:14:37","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3408"},"modified":"2015-01-25T10:14:37","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:14:37","slug":"money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3408","title":{"rendered":"Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It can buy a House<br \/>\nBut not a Home<br \/>\nIt can buy a Bed<br \/>\nBut not Sleep<br \/>\nIt can buy a Clock<br \/>\nBut not Time<br \/>\nIt can buy you a Book<br \/>\nBut not Knowledge<br \/>\nIt can buy you a Position<br \/>\nBut not Respect<br \/>\nIt can buy you Medicine<br \/>\nBut not Health<br \/>\nIt can buy you Blood<br \/>\nBut not Life<br \/>\nIt can buy you Sex<br \/>\nBut not Love<br \/>\nSo you see money isn&#8217;t everything.<br \/>\nAnd it often causes pain and suffering.<br \/>\nI tell you all this because I am your Friend,<br \/>\nand as your Friend I want to take away<br \/>\nyour pain and suffering&#8230;<br \/>\nSo send me all your money<br \/>\nAnd I will suffer for you.<br \/>\nCash is fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[1030],"class_list":["post-3408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}