Mary had a little sheep,
\nIt went to bed with her to sleep.
\nThe sheep turned out to be a ram,
\nAnd Mary had a little lamb!<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nHer father shot it dead.
\nNow Mary takes the lamb to school
\nBetween two hunks of bread.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nIts fleece was white as snow.
\nAnd everywhere that Mary went,
\nThe lamb was sure to go.
\nNow Mary found the price of meat too high
\nWhich really didn’t please her.
\nTonight she is having the leg of lamb,
\nThe rest is in the freezer.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nShe tied it to a pylon.
\n10,000 volts went up it’s ass
\nAnd turned it’s wool to nylon.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little watch,
\nShe kept it in her garter.
\nAnd when the boys asked her the time,
\nShe knew what they were after.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nShe kept in her yard.
\nEvery time she took her panties off
\nHis little wooly dick got hard.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nIts fleece was black as charcoal
\nEvery time it jumped the fence
\nYou could see its little arsehole<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nThe doctors were astounded.
\nEverywhere that Mary went
\nGynecologists surrounded.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb,
\nThe doctor was surprised.
\nWhen Old McDonald had a farm,
\nThe poor guy nearly died.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little lamb
\nA little roast, a little jam
\nAn ice-cream soda topped with fizz
\nBoy, how sick our Mary is.<\/p>\n
Mary had a li’l lamb
\nIts wool was soft and pink
\nA big bad wolf came by one day
\nNow Mary has a mink!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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