{"id":3402,"date":"2015-01-25T10:12:15","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3402"},"modified":"2015-01-25T10:12:15","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:12:15","slug":"walkin-round-in-womens-underwear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3402","title":{"rendered":"Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear"},"content":{"rendered":"
(The Marv Albert Song)
\n(Tune: Winter Wonderland)<\/div>\n

NBC has rehired Marv Albert. Other employees reportedly don’t really want him in the company again. He’s a back biter. On the other hand, NBC reports that their sports programming needed a little more bite to it.<\/p>\n

Lacy things — the wife is missin,
\nDidn’t ask — her permission,
\nI’m wearin’ her clothes,
\nHer silk pantyhose,
\nWalkin’ round in women’s underwear.<\/p>\n

In the store — there’s a teddy,
\nLittle straps — like spaghetti,
\nIt holds me so tight,
\nLike handcuffs at night,
\nWalkin’ round in women’s underwear.<\/p>\n

In the office there’s a guy named Marvin,
\nHe pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
\nHe’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa, Man!”
\n“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”<\/p>\n

Later on, if you wanna,
\nWe can dress — like Madonna,
\nPut on some eyeshade,
\nAnd join the parade,
\nWalkin’ round in women’s underwear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(The Marv Albert Song) (Tune: Winter Wonderland) NBC has rehired Marv Albert. Other employees reportedly don’t really want him in the company again. He’s a back biter. On the other hand, NBC reports that their sports programming needed a little more bite to it. Lacy things — the wife is missin, Didn’t ask — her […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[969],"class_list":["post-3402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","tag-marv-albert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}