{"id":3400,"date":"2015-01-25T10:11:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2015-01-25T10:11:27","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:11:27","slug":"leroy-the-gold-toothed-reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3400","title":{"rendered":"Leroy The Gold-Toothed Reindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leroy the gold-toothed reindeer<br \/>\nHad a very nappy fro<br \/>\nAnd if you ever saw him<br \/>\nHe was at the liquor sto<\/p>\n<p>All of Leroy&#8217;s homeboys<br \/>\nUse to playa hate his game<br \/>\nBut they can&#8217;t mess with Leroy<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause he got a big ole thang<\/p>\n<p>Then one smoggy Christmas day<br \/>\nSanta came to say<br \/>\n&#8220;Leroy have you seen my sleigh?<br \/>\nI know you had it the other day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So Leroy broke out runnin&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd Santa pulled out his nine<br \/>\nAnd Santa shot poor Leroy<br \/>\nDead in his black behind&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leroy the gold-toothed reindeer Had a very nappy fro And if you ever saw him He was at the liquor sto All of Leroy&#8217;s homeboys Use to playa hate his game But they can&#8217;t mess with Leroy &#8216;Cause he got a big ole thang Then one smoggy Christmas day Santa came to say &#8220;Leroy have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,54],"tags":[1241],"class_list":["post-3400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","category-season","tag-reindeer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}