{"id":3394,"date":"2015-01-25T10:07:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3394"},"modified":"2015-01-25T10:07:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T08:07:16","slug":"i-love-my-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3394","title":{"rendered":"I Love My Job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my Job, I love the Pay!<br \/>\nI love it more and more each day.<br \/>\nI love my Boss; he&#8217;s the best!<br \/>\nI love his boss and all the rest.<\/p>\n<p>I love my Office and its location<br \/>\nI hate to have to go on vacation.<br \/>\nI love my furniture, drab and gray,<br \/>\nand the paper that piles up every day!<\/p>\n<p>I love my chair in my padded Cell!<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing else I love so well.<br \/>\nI love to work among my Peers &#8211;<br \/>\nI love their leers and jeers and sneers.<\/p>\n<p>I love my Computer and all its Software;<br \/>\nI hug it often though it doesn&#8217;t care&#8230;<br \/>\nI love each Program and every File,<br \/>\nI try to understand once in a while!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m happy to be here, I am I am;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.<br \/>\nI love this Work: I love these Chores.<br \/>\nI love the Meetings with deadly Bores.<\/p>\n<p>I love my Job &#8211; I&#8217;ll say it again &#8211;<br \/>\nI even love these friendly Men &#8211;<br \/>\nThese men who&#8217;ve come to visit today<br \/>\nIn lovely white coats to take me away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my Boss; he&#8217;s the best! I love his boss and all the rest. I love my Office and its location I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65,70],"tags":[872],"class_list":["post-3394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-work","tag-job"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}