Don’t call that schlub a “fatty,” for it’s simply not allowed;
\nHe’s now “physic’lly expansive” or “nutritionally endowed;”<\/p>\n
That clod repeating seventh grade? He’s not a knucklehead;
\n“Scholastic’lly persistent” is the phrase to use instead;<\/p>\n
Don’t talk of “dwarfs” or “midgets” both are terms you should revise;
\nToday, they’re known as “persons of a non-excessive size;”<\/p>\n
You’ll find you’re not offending any group or race or sect
\nAs long as what you’re saying is Politic’lly Correct.<\/p>\n
Our nation has no “Indians” in case you haven’t heard,
\n“Indigenous Americans” is now the term preferred;<\/p>\n
Don’t call that drifter “homeless” that’s the no-no of the year;
\nHe’s a “worker in transition” or “an urban pioneer.”<\/p>\n
Don’t call that guy in women’s clothes a weirdo or a freak;
\nHe’s “a fashion nonconformist with a lifestyle that’s unique.”<\/p>\n
No lack of sensivity will anyone detect
\nAs long as ev’ry comment is Politic’lly Correct.<\/p>\n
To psychopathic killers, nicer labels we’re now giving;
\nThey’re “gentlemen who specialize in terminating living;”<\/p>\n
Don’t call that creep a “rapist”, he might think you were unkind;
\nHe’s “a sexual crusader” who’s “assertively inclined;”<\/p>\n
As for all those scuzzy pushers hooking kids throughout the land,
\nThey’re now “inner city merchants with a product in demand;”<\/p>\n
So make certain that you’re careful with the words that you select;
\nAnd we guarantee you’ll always be Politic’lly Correct.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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