New Words to an old Dylan Song:<\/p>\n
How many roads must a man drive down
\nBefore he admits he is lost
\nWhy when a man becomes married is he
\nunable to find his own socks.<\/p>\n
How many times will it take ’til he knows
\nhe has seen the three stooges enough<\/p>\n
The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend
\nThe answer, I cannot comprehend<\/p>\n
How many shows can a man surf through
\nbefore the remote burns out
\nWhy does he think that an intimate gift
\nis a Dustbuster Plus for the house<\/p>\n
How many sounds can a man’s body make
\nbefore he sleeps on the couch<\/p>\n
The answer my friend, is take two aspirin
\nThe answer is take two aspirin<\/p>\n
Why when we go for a romantic drive
\ndo we wind up at Builder’s Square again
\nHow many nights will he leave the seat up
\nso I land on cold porcelain<\/p>\n
How men really feel is mystery to me
\nand probably a mystery to them<\/p>\n
The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin
\nThe answer is driving me to gin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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