There are so many men that sign on AOL,
\nthey enter the chatrooms and say I’m horny as hell.<\/p>\n
Are they really that stupid and f***ed in the head,
\ndo they think we want cyber and not a real date instead?<\/p>\n
They try to impress us by saying they’re buff,
\nwhen in fact half of them blow their nose on their cuff.<\/p>\n
They try to convince us they are thoughtful and sweet,
\nbut we know when they chat with us they’re beating their meat.<\/p>\n
They tell us they’re gorgeous, loving and kind,
\nwhen the truth is that most of them are out of their mind.<\/p>\n
They tell us that they would make a really good catch,
\nthe gals that they dated are what’s making them scratch.<\/p>\n
They send us their pictures of how cute they are,
\nwhen you meet them they look like they been hit by a car.<\/p>\n
They say they run businesses or some hot resort,
\nbut most of them can’t even pay child support.<\/p>\n
So listen up ladies, if they sound to good to be true,
\nit probably is and they just want to cyber screw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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