“Did you hear what happened?” Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.<\/p>\n
“Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked.<\/P><\/p>\n
“The regional vice president died this morning!”<\/P><\/p>\n
“What?!” I asked, totally stunned. “What happened?”<\/P><\/p>\n
“He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack” Jim began explaining. “Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one.”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Boy do I. She’s that young blonde babe.”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Yeah that’s the one. Turns out she isn’t too smart, though.”<\/P><\/p>\n
“What do you mean?” I asked.<\/P><\/p>\n
“He kept yelling at her to ‘call 9-1-1’. She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number.”<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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