{"id":3378,"date":"2015-01-25T09:57:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3378"},"modified":"2015-01-25T09:57:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:57:29","slug":"the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3378","title":{"rendered":"The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">(Tune: &#8220;God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen&#8221;)<\/div>\n<p>The restroom door said &#8220;Gentleman&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd so I walked inside,<br \/>\nI took two steps and realized<br \/>\nI&#8217;d been taken for a ride,<br \/>\nI heard high voices, turned<br \/>\nand found the place was occupied,<br \/>\nBy two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse,<br \/>\nWhat could be worse<br \/>\nThan two old nuns, three old ladies and a nurse&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The restroom door said &#8220;gentlemen&#8221;<br \/>\nIt must have been a gag,<br \/>\nAs soon as I walked in there<br \/>\nI saw an old hag,<br \/>\nShe sprayed me with a can of mace<br \/>\nAnd slapped me with her bag,<br \/>\nI could tell this just wouldn&#8217;t be my day,<br \/>\nWhat can I say?<br \/>\nThis just wasn&#8217;t turning out to be my day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The restroom door said &#8220;gentlemen&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd I would like to find,<br \/>\nThat crummy little creep<br \/>\nWho had the nerve to switch the sign,<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I have two black eyes<br \/>\nAnd one big bruise on my behind,<br \/>\nSo I can&#8217;t sit with comfort and joy<br \/>\nBoy, oh boy,<br \/>\nNo, I&#8217;ll never sit with comfort and joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Tune: &#8220;God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen&#8221;) The restroom door said &#8220;Gentleman&#8221; And so I walked inside, I took two steps and realized I&#8217;d been taken for a ride, I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse, What could be worse Than two old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[1337],"class_list":["post-3378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}