Another “ping”,
\nAre you listenin’?
\nThe puter screen,
\nIs a glistenin’.
\nWith icons so bright,
\nThey light up the night,
\nWelcome to the e-mail wonderland!<\/p>\n
Gone away,
\nAre the hall talks.
\nHere to stay,
\nIs the IN-BOX.
\nFlagged “urgent, please read!”,
\nAnd “answer with speed!”.
\nWelcome to the e-mail wonderland!<\/p>\n
In the morning e-mails start to add up.
\nNo lunch today cause messages abound.
\nJust click away and hope the server stays up.
\nYou can’t do your job if it goes down.<\/p>\n
10 P.M.,
\nYou’re not tired.
\nThe caffeine,
\nHas got you wired.
\nThe day’s not complete,
\nTill the last delete,
\nWelcome to the e-mail wonderland!<\/p>\n
In the morning e-mails start to add up,
\nNo lunch today cause messages abound.
\nJust click away and hope the server stays up.
\nYou can’t do your job if it goes down.<\/p>\n
Until you,
\nAre retired,
\nThe same old grind,
\nIt is required.
\nYou’ll face unafraid,
\nThat message parade.
\nWelcome to the e-mail wonderland<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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