{"id":3368,"date":"2015-01-25T09:41:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3368"},"modified":"2015-01-25T09:41:19","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:41:19","slug":"cyberwocky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3368","title":{"rendered":"Cyberwocky"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">(With Apologies to Lewis Carroll)<\/div>\n<p>&#8216;Twas e-mail, and the ftp<br \/>\nDid route and telnet to the node.<br \/>\nAll rlogin to Xterms free<br \/>\nTo let gopher download.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Beware the Internet, my son!<br \/>\nThe posts that spam, the speech that&#8217;s free!<br \/>\nBeware the Netscape cache, and shun<br \/>\nThe AOL mail id!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He took his HP mouse in hand.<br \/>\nLong time a higher bandwidth sought &#8212;<br \/>\nAnd wished had he for his old PC<br \/>\nA faster modem bought.<\/p>\n<p>And, as that wistful thought he gripped,<br \/>\nThe Internet, with bait of flame,<br \/>\nRan applets through the Javascript,<br \/>\nAnd mailbombed as it came!<\/p>\n<p>The war he waged! As on each page<br \/>\nThe HP mouse he double-clicked!<br \/>\nAnd &#8217;twas absurd, the hype he&#8217;d heard<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout sites that he had picked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And, hast thou surfed the Internet?<br \/>\nCome link my page, my newbie bud!<br \/>\nO Lycos night! Yahoo! Excite!&#8221;<br \/>\nHe messaged on his MUD.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Twas e-mail, and the ftp<br \/>\nDid route and telnet to the node.<br \/>\nAll rlogin to Xterms free<br \/>\nTo let gopher download.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">by Mike &#8220;Hammerwocky&#8221; Hammond<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(With Apologies to Lewis Carroll) &#8216;Twas e-mail, and the ftp Did route and telnet to the node. All rlogin to Xterms free To let gopher download. &#8220;Beware the Internet, my son! The posts that spam, the speech that&#8217;s free! Beware the Netscape cache, and shun The AOL mail id!&#8217;&#8221; He took his HP mouse in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[406],"class_list":["post-3368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-computer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}