Mother McGee went to drive C:
\nto find her poor Windows a byte
\nBut, when she enquired, all drive space expired
\nAnd not even Stacker would put it right.<\/p>\n
Little Miss Muffet opened her notebook
\nand called on WordPerfect to write
\nAlong came a spider, who sat down beside her,
\nand explained how the function keys worked.<\/p>\n
Jack and Jill are married still
\nbut things look kinda scary
\nHe loves a PC; she’s fond of a Mac
\nand RISC makes both of them wary.<\/p>\n
Mary had a little Lan
\nThen, she wanted more
\nFirst she bought a lot of RAM
\nThen part interest in a computer store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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