{"id":3362,"date":"2015-01-25T09:38:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3362"},"modified":"2015-01-25T09:38:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:38:03","slug":"clone-of-my-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3362","title":{"rendered":"Clone of My Own"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">(To the tune of &#8220;Home on the Range&#8221;)<\/div>\n<p>Oh, give me a clone,<br \/>\nWith the genes like my own,<br \/>\nBut convert my Y to an X.<br \/>\nAnd since she&#8217;s like me,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a sure certainty,<br \/>\nThat she&#8217;ll think of nothing but sex.<\/p>\n<p>(Chorus)<\/p>\n<p>Clone, clone of my own,<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s always eager to play,<br \/>\nMeans we&#8217;ll have great fun,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll only need one,<br \/>\nSo please get her started today.<\/p>\n<p>As long as you&#8217;re mixing,<br \/>\nSome genes could use fixing,<br \/>\nTo make her the best she can be.<br \/>\nBlond hair and blue eyes,<br \/>\nAnd a skinnier size,<br \/>\nAnd an IQ a bit less than me.<\/p>\n<p>(chorus)<\/p>\n<p>Please send me my clone,<br \/>\nJust as soon as she&#8217;s grown,<br \/>\nPast the virtual age of eighteen.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m tired of dating,<br \/>\nAnd eagerly waiting,<br \/>\nTo make it on the cloning scene.<\/p>\n<p>(chorus)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(To the tune of &#8220;Home on the Range&#8221;) Oh, give me a clone, With the genes like my own, But convert my Y to an X. And since she&#8217;s like me, It&#8217;s a sure certainty, That she&#8217;ll think of nothing but sex. (Chorus) Clone, clone of my own, Who&#8217;s always eager to play, Means we&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[384,1337],"class_list":["post-3362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","tag-clone","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}