Eye halve a spelling chequer
\nIt came with my pea sea
\nIt plainly marques four my revue
\nMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.<\/p>\n
Eye strike a key and type a word
\nAnd weight four it two say
\nWeather eye am wrong oar write
\nIt shows me strait a weigh.<\/p>\n
As soon as a mist ache is maid
\nIt nose bee fore two long
\nAnd eye can put the error rite
\nIts rare lea ever wrong.<\/p>\n
Eye have run this poem threw it
\nI am shore your pleased two no
\nIts letter perfect awl the weigh
\nMy chequer tolled me sew.<\/p>\n
-Sauce unknown<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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