{"id":3354,"date":"2015-01-25T09:29:52","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3354"},"modified":"2015-01-25T09:29:52","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:29:52","slug":"new-barney-songs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3354","title":{"rendered":"New Barney Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, before you go filing law suit or defamation of character suits, please note &#8211; these are parodies. No purple dinosaurs were actually defamed or harmed by the publication of these song lyrics. <\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%>\n<p>I hate you<br \/>\nYou hate me<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s chase Barney up a tree<br \/>\nGrab a .45 magnum<br \/>\nShoot him in the head<br \/>\nLook everybody, Barney&#8217;s dead!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I love you<br \/>\nYou love me<br \/>\nhomosexuality<br \/>\nPeople think that we&#8217;re just friends<br \/>\nbut we&#8217;re really lesbians<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I hate you, you hate me<br \/>\ntogether we can kill Barney<br \/>\none big shot and Barney&#8217;s on the floor<br \/>\nno more purple dinosaur!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>i love booze, booze loves me<br \/>\nholy sh!t i have to pee<br \/>\ni&#8217;m so smashed im falling on the floor<br \/>\nalcoholic dinosaur<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I hate you, you hate me<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s get together and kill Barney<br \/>\nWith tanks of water and acid he will drown<br \/>\nBarney escapes but he falls down<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I hate you, you hate me<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s get together and kill Barney<br \/>\nWith a great big knife on his head<br \/>\nBarney&#8217;s bloody cuz he&#8217;s already dead<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I hate you, you hate me<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s go out and kill Barney-<br \/>\nWith a one shot, two shot, three shot, four<br \/>\nNo more purple dinosaur.<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I hate you, you hate me<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s get together and kill Barney<br \/>\nWith his big dog leash around hit neck<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll sure make you say &#8216;what the heck&#8217;<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I hate you, you hate me<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s get together and kill Barney<br \/>\nWhen he&#8217;s skiing lets make an avalanche<br \/>\nAnd then he&#8217;ll get hit by a big tree branch<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, before you go filing law suit or defamation of character suits, please note &#8211; these are parodies. No purple dinosaurs were actually defamed or harmed by the publication of these song lyrics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[1218],"class_list":["post-3354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","tag-purple-dinosaur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}