So your daughter’s a hooker,
\nand it spoiled your day…
\nLook at the bright side,
\nshe’s a really good lay.<\/p>\n
My tire was thumping….
\nI thought it was flat….
\nwhen I looked at the tire….
\nI noticed your cat… Sorry<\/p>\n
You had your bladder removed
\nand you’re on the mends….
\nhere’s a bouquet of flowers
\nand a box of Depends.<\/p>\n
You’ve announced that you’re gay,
\nwon’t that be a laugh,
\nwhen they find out you’re one
\nof the Joint Chiefs of Staff.<\/p>\n
Happy Vasectomy!
\nHope you feel zippy!
\n‘Cause when I had mine
\nI got real snippy.<\/p>\n
Heard your wife left you…
\nHow upset you must be…
\nBut don’t fret about it ….
\nShe moved in with me<\/p>\n
Your computer is dead…
\nit was once so alive….
\nDo you regret installing
\nWin 95?<\/p>\n
You totaled your car…
\nand can’t remember why…
\ncould it have been…
\nthat case of Bud Dry?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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