Of course I love ya darling
\nyour a bloody top notch bird
\nand when I say ur gorgeous
\nI mean every single word<\/p>\n
So ya bum is on the big side
\nI dont mind a bit of flab
\nit means that when I’m ready
\nthere’s somethin there to grab<\/p>\n
So your belly isn’t flat no more
\nI tell ya, I dont care
\nso long as when I cuddle ya
\nI can get my arms around there<\/p>\n
No sheila who is your age
\nhas nice round perky breasts
\nthey just gave into gravity
\nbut I know ya did ya best<\/p>\n
I’m tellin ya the truth now
\nI never tell ya lies
\nI think its very sexy
\nthat you’ve got dimples on ya thighs<\/p>\n
I swear on me nannas grave now
\nthe moment that we met
\nI thought u was as good as I
\nwas ever gonna get<\/p>\n
No matter wot u look like
\nI’ll always love ya dear
\nnow shut up while the footys on
\nand get me another beer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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