In the Garden of Eden,
\nAs everyone knows,
\nLives Adam and Eve,
\nWithout any clothes.<\/p>\n
In this garden,
\nWere two little leaves,
\nOne covered Adam’s,
\nOne covered Eve’s.<\/p>\n
As the story goes on,
\nNever the less to say,
\nThe wind came along,
\nAnd blew the leaves away.<\/p>\n
At the sight,
\nAdam did stare,
\nThere was Eve’s treasure,
\nAll covered with hair.<\/p>\n
And wonder came,
\nUnder Eve’s eyes,
\nAs Adam’s thing,
\nStarted to rise.<\/p>\n
They found a spot,
\nThat suited them best,
\nA nice big tree,
\nWhere they began to rest.<\/p>\n
Her legs spread wider,
\nAnd wider apart,
\nWhile thrill after thrill,
\nCame into her heart.<\/p>\n
The head of Adam’s thing,
\nPeeked into the hole,
\nAnd filled her with passion,
\nBeyond her control.<\/p>\n
Backward and forward,
\nHis thing did slide,
\nAnd Eve’s treasure,
\nWas all wet inside.<\/p>\n
The joy was good,
\nShe wouldn’t let loose,
\nUntil Adam’s thing,
\nWas all out of juice.<\/p>\n
Then down through the years,
\nPeople did screw,
\nAnd now it is time,
\nFor me and you.<\/p>\n
So pull down your pants,
\nAnd lay in the grass,
\nCause I’m in the mood,
\nFor a piece of that ASS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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