{"id":3346,"date":"2015-01-25T09:09:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3346"},"modified":"2015-01-25T09:09:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:09:38","slug":"anticipation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3346","title":{"rendered":"Anticipation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He laid her on the table<br \/>\nSo white clean and bare.<br \/>\nHis forehead wet with beads of sweat<br \/>\nHe rubbed her here and there.<\/p>\n<p>He touched her neck and then her breast<br \/>\nAnd then drooling felt her thigh.<br \/>\nThe slit was wet and all was set,<br \/>\nHe gave a joyous cry.<\/p>\n<p>The hole was wide&#8230;he looked inside<br \/>\nAll was dark and murky.<br \/>\nHe rubbed his hands and stretched his arms&#8230;.<br \/>\nAnd then he stuffed the turkey.<\/p>\n<p>(some of you have SUCH dirty minds!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide&#8230;he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[841],"class_list":["post-3346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-innuendo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}