{"id":3344,"date":"2015-01-25T09:08:56","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3344"},"modified":"2015-01-25T09:08:56","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T07:08:56","slug":"america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3344","title":{"rendered":"America"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<p>I come for visit, get treated regal<\/p>\n<p>So I stay, who care illegal?<\/p>\n<p>Cross the border, poor and broke<\/p>\n<p>Take the bus, see Customs bloke,<\/p>\n<p>Nice man treat me good in there,<\/p>\n<p>Say I need to see Welfare.<\/p>\n<p>Welfare say, \u201cCome down no more,<\/p>\n<p>we send you cash right to your door.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Welfare checks they make you wealthy,<\/p>\n<p>Medi-Cal it keep you healthy.<\/p>\n<p>By and by, I got plenty money,<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, American Working Dummy!<\/p>\n<p>Write to friends in motherland,<\/p>\n<p>Tell them come as fast as can.<\/p>\n<p>They come in rags and Chebby trucks,<\/p>\n<p>I buy big house with welfare bucks.<\/p>\n<p>They all come, we live together,<\/p>\n<p>some say they no like the weather.<\/p>\n<p>Fourteen families all move in,<\/p>\n<p>Neighbor\u2019s patience growing thin.<\/p>\n<p>Finally white guy moves away,<\/p>\n<p>I buy his house and then I say,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFind more aliens\u201d, house I rent<\/p>\n<p>in the garden I put a tent.<\/p>\n<p>Send for family, they just trash<\/p>\n<p>but they all draw more welfare cash.<\/p>\n<p>Everything is mucho good,<\/p>\n<p>soon we own the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>We have hobby, it\u2019s called breeding.<\/p>\n<p>Welfare pay for baby feeding.<\/p>\n<p>Kids need Dentist? Wife need pills?<\/p>\n<p>We get free, we got no bills.<\/p>\n<p>American crazy, he pay all year<\/p>\n<p>to keep his welfare running here.<\/p>\n<p>We think America damn good place,<\/p>\n<p>too damn good for white man race.<\/p>\n<p>If they no like us, they can go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>got lots of room in Mexico.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I come for visit, get treated regal So I stay, who care illegal? Cross the border, poor and broke Take the bus, see Customs bloke, Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see Welfare. Welfare say, \u201cCome down no more, we send you cash right to your door.\u201d Welfare checks they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[834],"class_list":["post-3344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-immigration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}