{"id":3335,"date":"2015-01-24T00:13:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3335"},"modified":"2015-01-24T00:13:08","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:13:08","slug":"why-ask-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3335","title":{"rendered":"Why Ask Why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Why do you need a driver&#8217;s license to buy liquor when you can&#8217;t drink and drive?<\/li>\n<li>Why isn&#8217;t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?<\/li>\n<li>Do you need a silencer if you&#8217;re going to shoot a mime?<\/li>\n<li>Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?<\/li>\n<li>Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?<\/li>\n<li>How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?<\/li>\n<li>If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?<\/li>\n<li>If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?<\/li>\n<li>If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?<\/li>\n<li>If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?<\/li>\n<li>You know how most packages say, &#8220;Open here&#8221;. What is the protocol if the package says, &#8220;Open somewhere else&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?<\/li>\n<li>Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?<\/li>\n<li>Why is it that when you transport something by car, it&#8217;s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it&#8217;s called cargo?<\/li>\n<li>You know the little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can&#8217;t they make the whole plane out of the same material?<\/li>\n<li>Why is it that when you&#8217;re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? <\/li>\n<li>Why are they called jumbo shrimp?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do you need a driver&#8217;s license to buy liquor when you can&#8217;t drink and drive? Why isn&#8217;t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Do you need a silencer if you&#8217;re going to shoot a mime? Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[1434],"class_list":["post-3335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}