{"id":3333,"date":"2015-01-24T00:12:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3333"},"modified":"2015-01-24T00:12:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:12:29","slug":"what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3333","title":{"rendered":"What?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I can hold my own. But I&#8217;d rather hold yours.<\/li>\n<li>I love oral sex; it&#8217;s the phone bill I hate.<\/li>\n<li>Who says nothing is impossible. I&#8217;ve been doing nothing for years.<\/li>\n<li>The reason we can&#8217;t take it with us is because it goes before we do.<\/li>\n<li>MONEY IS THE ROOT TO ALL EVIL &#8212; send $9.95 for more info<\/li>\n<li>Jell-O is just Kool-Aid with a hard-on!<\/li>\n<li>Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?<\/li>\n<li>Synonym: A word you can use when you can&#8217;t spell the other one.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can hold my own. But I&#8217;d rather hold yours. I love oral sex; it&#8217;s the phone bill I hate. Who says nothing is impossible. I&#8217;ve been doing nothing for years. The reason we can&#8217;t take it with us is because it goes before we do. MONEY IS THE ROOT TO ALL EVIL &#8212; send [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[1434],"class_list":["post-3333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}