{"id":3331,"date":"2015-01-24T00:11:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3331"},"modified":"2015-01-24T00:11:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:11:29","slug":"hmmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3331","title":{"rendered":"Hmmmmmm&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A bus station is where a bus stops.  A train station is where a train stops.  On my desk I have a work station&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I must always remember that I&#8217;m unique, just like everyone else.<\/li>\n<li>Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog&#8217;s face he gets mad at you?  But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!<\/li>\n<li>If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?<\/li>\n<li>I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.<\/li>\n<li>How come you never hear about gruntled employees?<\/li>\n<li>How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?<\/li>\n<li>If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what is a fog horn made of?<\/li>\n<li>If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why do they say, &#8220;Quit while you&#8217;re ahead&#8221;?!<\/li>\n<li>If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?<\/li>\n<li>I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I&#8217;m in the bathroom.<\/li>\n<li>What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?<\/li>\n<li>What hair color do they put on the driver&#8217;s license of a bald man?<\/li>\n<li>When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?<\/li>\n<li>When it rains, why don&#8217;t sheep shrink?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station&#8230; I must always remember that I&#8217;m unique, just like everyone else. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog&#8217;s face he gets mad at you? But when you take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[1434],"class_list":["post-3331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}