{"id":3329,"date":"2015-01-24T00:10:24","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3329"},"modified":"2015-01-24T00:10:24","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:10:24","slug":"some-twisted-sayings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3329","title":{"rendered":"Some Twisted Sayings"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Dyslexics have more fnu<\/li>\n<li>Clones are people, two<\/li>\n<li>Entropy isn&#8217;t what it used to be<\/li>\n<li>Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!<\/li>\n<li>Santa&#8217;s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses<\/li>\n<li>Eschew obfuscation<\/li>\n<li>186,000 miles\/sec: Not just a good idea, it&#8217;s the LAW!<\/li>\n<li>Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor<\/li>\n<li>Anything free is worth what you pay for it<\/li>\n<li>Atheism is a non-prophet organization<\/li>\n<li>COLE&#8217;S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage<\/li>\n<li>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?<\/li>\n<li>Editing is a rewording activity<\/li>\n<li>Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy<\/li>\n<li>I used to think I was indecisive, but now I&#8217;m not sure<\/li>\n<li>My reality check just bounced<\/li>\n<li>Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art<\/li>\n<li>What if there were no hypothetical questions?<\/li>\n<li>Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery<\/li>\n<li>No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn&#8217;t work anyway<\/li>\n<li>Boycott shampoo&#8230;  Demand REAL poo!<\/li>\n<li>IRS &#8211; Be audit you can be<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dyslexics have more fnu Clones are people, two Entropy isn&#8217;t what it used to be Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! Santa&#8217;s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses Eschew obfuscation 186,000 miles\/sec: Not just a good idea, it&#8217;s the LAW! Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor Anything free is worth what you pay for it Atheism [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[1285],"class_list":["post-3329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word-play","tag-sayings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}