{"id":3325,"date":"2015-01-24T00:07:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3325"},"modified":"2015-01-24T00:07:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:07:58","slug":"more-great-t-shirt-slogans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3325","title":{"rendered":"More Great T-Shirt Slogans"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Frankly, Scallop, I Don&#8217;t Give a Clam&#8221; &#8211; seen on Cape Cod<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That&#8217;s It! I&#8217;m Calling Grandma!&#8221; &#8211; seen on an 8 year old<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Procrastinate Now&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Rehab Is for Quitters&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse &#8211; He Couldn&#8217;t Do Better and I Couldn&#8217;t Do Worse&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My Dog Can Lick Anyone&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Real Men Don&#8217;t Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts &#8212; Do You Want Fries With That?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Party &#8212; My Crib &#8211; Two A.M.&#8221; &#8211; Made up to look like an invitation on a baby-size shirt<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If a woman&#8217;s place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.  It comes bundled with the software.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I&#8217;VE GOT A GUN&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Filthy, Stinking, Rich &#8212; Well, Two Out of Three Ain&#8217;t Bad&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A hangover is the wrath of grapes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP.  Park elsewhere!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Where there&#8217;s a will I want to be in it&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;He who dies with the most toys is still dead&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON&#8217;T BELIEVE IN GOSH&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The trouble with life is there&#8217;s no background music.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Computer programmers don&#8217;t byte, they nybble a bit.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Quoting one is plagiarism.  Quoting many is research.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time&#8221; &#8220;Frankly, Scallop, I Don&#8217;t Give a Clam&#8221; &#8211; seen on Cape Cod &#8220;That&#8217;s It! I&#8217;m Calling Grandma!&#8221; &#8211; seen on an 8 year old &#8220;Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up&#8221; &#8220;Procrastinate Now&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[1325,1396],"class_list":["post-3325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word-play","tag-slogans","tag-t-shirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}