{"id":3323,"date":"2015-01-24T00:07:02","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3323"},"modified":"2015-01-24T00:07:02","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T22:07:02","slug":"t-shirts-for-women-who-take-no-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3323","title":{"rendered":"T-Shirts For Women Who Take No Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m busy. You&#8217;re ugly. Have a nice day.<\/li>\n<li>Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.<\/li>\n<li>Remember my name &#8211; you&#8217;ll be screaming it later.<\/li>\n<li>Of course I don&#8217;t look busy&#8230; I did it right the first time.<\/li>\n<li>Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.<\/li>\n<li>Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.<\/li>\n<li>You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t tick me off! I&#8217;m running out of places to hide the bodies.<\/li>\n<li>Guys have feelings too. But like&#8230; who cares?<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t believe in miracles. I rely on them.<\/li>\n<li>Next mood swing: 6 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>I hate everybody, and you&#8217;re next.<\/li>\n<li>Please don&#8217;t make me kill you.<\/li>\n<li>And your point is&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I used to be schizophrenic, but we&#8217;re OK now.<\/li>\n<li>All stressed out and no one to choke.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m one of those bad things that happen to good people.<\/li>\n<li>How can I miss you if you won&#8217;t go away?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m busy. You&#8217;re ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Remember my name &#8211; you&#8217;ll be screaming it later. Of course I don&#8217;t look busy&#8230; I did it right the first time. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I&#8217;m multi-talented: I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[1396],"class_list":["post-3323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-women","tag-t-shirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}