{"id":3303,"date":"2015-01-23T23:58:34","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T21:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3303"},"modified":"2015-01-23T23:58:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T21:58:34","slug":"more-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3303","title":{"rendered":"More Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>My karma ran over your dogma.<\/li>\n<li>Friends don&#8217;t let friends drive naked.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!<\/li>\n<li>Caution! Driver&#8217;s applying make-up<\/li>\n<li>CAUTION : Driver Singing<\/li>\n<li>The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere<\/li>\n<li>Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?<\/li>\n<li>FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE&#8230;VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL<\/li>\n<li>If you think I&#8217;m a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt<\/li>\n<li>Hang up and drive<\/li>\n<li>I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car<\/li>\n<li>Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!<\/li>\n<li>It was only a lane change!<\/li>\n<li>I drive this way just to piss you off.<\/li>\n<li>Go on speeding, we&#8217;ll cut you out (of your car) &#8212; Your Fire Dept.<\/li>\n<li>Go on, I&#8217;ll see you at the next traffic light.<\/li>\n<li>Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.<\/li>\n<li>Caution I swerve and hit people at random.<\/li>\n<li>So many pedestrians, so little time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My karma ran over your dogma. Friends don&#8217;t let friends drive naked. If you don&#8217;t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Caution! Driver&#8217;s applying make-up CAUTION : Driver Singing The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive? FORGET [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,69],"tags":[291],"class_list":["post-3303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","category-word-play","tag-bumper-stickers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}