{"id":330,"date":"2014-12-21T23:49:58","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T21:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=330"},"modified":"2014-12-21T23:49:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T21:49:58","slug":"building-a-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Building a House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two blonds were building a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, &#8220;Why are you throwing those nails away?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first explained, &#8220;If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it&#8217;s pointed toward ME, I throw it away &#8217;cause it&#8217;s defective. If it&#8217;s pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second got completely upset and yelled, &#8220;You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren&#8217;t defective! They&#8217;re for the other side of the house!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two blonds were building a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, &#8220;Why are you throwing those nails away?&#8221; The first explained, &#8220;If I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[251,422],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blondes","tag-blonds","tag-construction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}