{"id":3288,"date":"2015-01-21T00:29:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3288"},"modified":"2015-01-21T00:29:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:29:22","slug":"license-plates-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3288","title":{"rendered":"License Plates II"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>76SOFA88&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;1976 Olds Delta 88 with bench seat.<\/li>\n<li>DE-LIVER&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;paperboy with a liver transplant!<\/li>\n<li>200K+&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Cavalier with 207,000 miles on it.<\/li>\n<li>ALLOSAUR&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Dark Green Dodge stretch-stretch van.<\/li>\n<li>CHAINSAW&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Chevette.<\/li>\n<li>MTHRSHIP&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on an Olds Delta Royale<\/li>\n<li>TANQUE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a hearse (which also had a trailer hitch and a roof rack)!<\/li>\n<li>BTSOOM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Beats the Sh*t Out Of Me<\/li>\n<li>OLDE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;1938 La Salle (front tag, 1938 LS)<\/li>\n<li>BIGRNU&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Ford Excursion<\/li>\n<li>MIKEY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a catering truck<\/li>\n<li>HOT DAMM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a yellow convertible Ferrari<\/li>\n<li>LOCKMUP&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;belongs to the jailer for the Craword County Sheriff&#8217;s department in Bucyrus, Ohio<\/li>\n<li>SINK D 8&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;lady &#8211; poolplayer in Illinois<\/li>\n<li>NOCLASS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;retired teacher in Hailey, Id<\/li>\n<li>LV2CZ&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Love to cruise, in Hampton, Va<\/li>\n<li>O PIFFLE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Driven by a blue haired (60+) woman in Sun City, AZ<\/li>\n<li>MR.&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a gynecologist&#8217;s Porsche in CA(Missed her period)<\/li>\n<li>CCCCCC&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on the Cadillac of a lovely woman (SEXY)<\/li>\n<li>UTARZAN&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&#8220;I pulled up next to a lady one day and said &#8220;Hello, Jane!&#8217; She laughed and  drove off. My wife asked, &#8216;How do you know that woman?&#8217; &#8216;Well&#8230;&#8217;.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>HRTFXER&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on cardiologist&#8217;s vehicle, Baltimore Md<\/li>\n<li>TUTHDK&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on dentist&#8217;s vehicle, Baltimore Md<\/li>\n<li>ERNDIT&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on doctor&#8217;s vehicle, Baltimore Md<\/li>\n<p>BAA BAA&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a black Jeep, Adelaide, South Australia<\/p>\n<li>GRROOM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a local dog-grooming salon&#8217;s utility (pickup truck)<\/li>\n<li>PPMD&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a urologist&#8217;s car.  It&#8217;s on a Jaguar, of course<\/li>\n<li>NT GLTY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a red convertible Porsche, in Maine.<\/li>\n<li>DRM STX&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a drummer&#8217;s car at a Highland Games.<\/li>\n<li>2 A KISS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Honda Prelude<\/li>\n<li>XTRM MOM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;self-explanatory<\/li>\n<li>GR8 NURS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;great nurse, in Fl<\/li>\n<li>YNOT DV8&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;why not deviate, in Florida<\/li>\n<li>SNAAB&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on the back of a VERY old Saab in North Carolina<\/li>\n<li>I SPEED&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a red Corvette (This guy&#8217;s asking for a ticket.)<\/li>\n<li>VDO4U2C&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a Washington State van. He rents and sells videos.<\/li>\n<li>IETMUF&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;self explanatory, in Hampton, Va<\/li>\n<li>069 YUM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a silver BMW in Ca<\/li>\n<li>NE1469&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Any One for 69, in Portland, Az<\/li>\n<li>69NE1&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Use your imagination.<\/li>\n<li>NE1469&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;in Illinois<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>76SOFA88&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;1976 Olds Delta 88 with bench seat. DE-LIVER&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;paperboy with a liver transplant! 200K+&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Cavalier with 207,000 miles on it. ALLOSAUR&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Dark Green Dodge stretch-stretch van. CHAINSAW&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Chevette. MTHRSHIP&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on an Olds Delta Royale TANQUE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a hearse (which also had a trailer hitch and a roof rack)! BTSOOM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Beats the Sh*t Out Of Me OLDE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;1938 La Salle (front tag, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,69],"tags":[915],"class_list":["post-3288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","category-word-play","tag-license-plates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}