{"id":3286,"date":"2015-01-21T00:28:06","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3286"},"modified":"2015-01-21T00:28:06","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:28:06","slug":"license-plates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3286","title":{"rendered":"License Plates"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>WUF WUF&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a Brown Rover<\/li>\n<li>KSNKUZNS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On the car of married first cousins in the South.<\/li>\n<li>4CEFU&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked in my development once.<\/li>\n<li>2QT4U&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;2 Cute for you<\/li>\n<li>TUSKY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;To ski<\/li>\n<li>TIHZ O&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Another one that works in the rear view mirror. <\/li>\n<li>4MYEGO&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Porsche.<\/li>\n<li>BSSCLRNT&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a professional bass clarinetist&#8217; car.<\/li>\n<li>BANDLADY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a high school band teacher&#8217;s car.<\/li>\n<li>ORFFAN&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a car of music educator, who teaches using methods developed by Carl Orff.<\/li>\n<li>SEWBIZ&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;the name of my parents&#8217; sewing machine dealership, and they had it on their plates at one time.<\/li>\n<li>IDUNTOLU&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Seen on a school principal&#8217;s car. He was in charge of discipline.<\/li>\n<li>GGR OOM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Horse Grooming Company car.<\/li>\n<li>PN DCTR&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on acupuncturist&#8217;s car.<\/li>\n<li>6UL DV8&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Sexual Deviate (This one almost got through.)<\/li>\n<li>JUNK&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a 1993 GMC (jimmy).  It belongs to me. I&#8217;m a recycler of junk metals in Maryland.<\/li>\n<li>MNOPAZ&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a car that was filled with ladies who all appeared to be in their 50s.<\/li>\n<li>PBFT&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Leadfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead<\/li>\n<li>SXIZFN&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Self-explanatory<\/li>\n<li>ML8ML8&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;I&#8217;m late, I&#8217;m late {for a very important date}, On a white Volkswagen Rabbit.<\/li>\n<li>N24PLAY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Seen on the street in Wichita<\/li>\n<p><li>\nFR8TRAIN&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Freight Train &#8211; The nickname of a railroad enthusiast in North Carolina<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>PONU2&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;P*** on you, too.  No explanation necessary.<\/li>\n<li>PUR XTC&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;pure ecstasy, on a Porsche<\/li>\n<li>HANGMHI&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior Court judge&#8217;s Jaguar.  This judge is known for being very no-nonsense.<\/li>\n<li>NOT OJS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia.<\/li>\n<li>IBCNU&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;a large white Eldorado. It was clean and fancy. Was driven by a HUGE black man with leather, gold chains, in Baltimore, Md.<\/li>\n<li>38DD&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Years ago, I delivered pizzas regularly in a certain apartment complex, where there was a red sports car always parked with this tag. I&#8217;d always assumed the owner was a stripper. (It pays to advertise!)<\/li>\n<li>E-I-E-I-O&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose name is really McDonald.<\/li>\n<li>BOXDOC&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;A local gynecologist in New Jersey.<\/li>\n<li>3KUM966&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;use your imagination.<\/li>\n<li>BN CATTY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Being catty. A Jaguar owned by a cat show judge. <\/li>\n<li>2ISTED&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Twisted.<\/li>\n<li>2THFARY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a dental hygienist&#8217;s car.<\/li>\n<li>2THAKE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Dentist&#8217;s car.<\/li>\n<li>2THFXR&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;tooth fixer, another Dentist<\/li>\n<li>ALWAZL8&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Always late <\/li>\n<li>I B A QT&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;I be a cutie. <\/li>\n<li>DRUMLRD&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Drumlord, on a percussionist&#8217;s car <\/li>\n<li>IFXOWEZ&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;I fix owies, Pediatric Nurse, and probably a Mommy <\/li>\n<li>NOT DADS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Seen on a blue new Porsche<\/li>\n<li>IC2ITUP&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;I see to it you pee, Urologist&#8217;s car <\/li>\n<li>PPDOC&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;another urologist in suburban Detroit <\/li>\n<li>SMGLR&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Smuggler, seen on a benz in Miami driven by a Jamaican <\/li>\n<li>ASK 412&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;plates in South Australia <\/li>\n<li>I8A4RE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;I ate a Ferrari, seen on a Vette in Connecticut. <\/li>\n<li>B8TZM&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Beitzem &#8211; Yiddish for testicles.<\/li>\n<li>BOYCHIK&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Yiddish for little boy <\/li>\n<li>SLAAB and SNAAB&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;both on Saabs.<\/li>\n<li>DAVOVO&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Volvo <\/li>\n<li>4NC8TR&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;fornicator, in Ohio <\/li>\n<li>ABYNRML&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;abnormal, in Southern Iowa <\/li>\n<li>3M TA3&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;think how it reads in rear view mirror&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>10SNE1&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Tennis, anyone?<\/li>\n<li>2C3DCME&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;vision therapist in Colorado <\/li>\n<li>BMFD&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;in Central Ill. &#8220;Big Mother F&#8212;&#8211; Deal?&#8221; you&#8217;d think? NO!! It&#8217;s Blue Mound Fire Department! Oy&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>HAD1B4&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a &#8217;66 Cadillac Convertible RU4692 = Are you for 69, too? On a &#8217;69 Pontiac Convertible.<\/li>\n<li>HD GIMP&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a Harley (owner uses a wheelchair, also) <\/li>\n<li>JAPHOG&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a Black \/ Orange (Harley colors) Honda <\/li>\n<li>NTHEDARK&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;In the Dark <\/li>\n<li>NTHELITE&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;In the Light. On cars of a person who works at photographic paper manufacturing plant.<\/li>\n<li>U4MEME4U&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Self Explanatory <\/li>\n<li>IMGRUMPY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Self Explanatory <\/li>\n<li>IB6UB9&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;use your imagination.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WUF WUF&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a Brown Rover KSNKUZNS&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On the car of married first cousins in the South. 4CEFU&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked in my development once. 2QT4U&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;2 Cute for you TUSKY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;To ski TIHZ O&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;Another one that works in the rear view mirror. 4MYEGO&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;on a Porsche. BSSCLRNT&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On a professional bass clarinetist&#8217; car. BANDLADY&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;On [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,69],"tags":[915],"class_list":["post-3286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","category-word-play","tag-license-plates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}