{"id":3268,"date":"2015-01-21T00:21:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3268"},"modified":"2015-01-21T00:21:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:21:07","slug":"ever-wonder-the-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3268","title":{"rendered":"Ever Wonder the Truth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.<\/li>\n<li>A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.<\/li>\n<li>A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.<\/li>\n<li>Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.<\/li>\n<li>Character is like a fence &#8211; it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.<\/li>\n<li>Grandma&#8217;s advice: Do your best and leave the rest.<\/li>\n<li>In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.<\/li>\n<li>Insanity is my only means of relaxation.<\/li>\n<li>Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.<\/li>\n<li>My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.<\/li>\n<li>No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.<\/li>\n<li>The measure of a man&#8217;s intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open.<\/li>\n<li>The trouble with staying at home is you never find out just how good it is to get back.<\/li>\n<li>When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Usually, that individual is crazy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else. A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory. Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[1285],"class_list":["post-3268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-sayings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}