{"id":3256,"date":"2015-01-21T00:16:12","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3256"},"modified":"2015-01-21T00:16:12","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:16:12","slug":"still-more-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3256","title":{"rendered":"Still More Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Who lit the fuse on your tampon?<\/li>\n<li>Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!<\/li>\n<li>God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t have a license to kill. I have a learner&#8217;s permit.<\/li>\n<li>I wasn&#8217;t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.<\/li>\n<li>Taxation WITH representation ain&#8217;t so fucking hot, either!<\/li>\n<li>Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?<\/li>\n<li>5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it&#8217;s an amusement park.<\/li>\n<li>EARTH FIRST!  We&#8217;ll stripmine the other planets later.<\/li>\n<li>Your child may be an honor student but you&#8217;re still an idiot.<\/li>\n<li>If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.<\/li>\n<li>Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.<\/li>\n<li>My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her &#8230;or something like that.<\/li>\n<li>Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask an Indian!<\/li>\n<li>If we are what we eat; I&#8217;m cheap, fast, and easy.<\/li>\n<li>Stop repeat offenders.  Don&#8217;t re-elect them!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism-EAT ME! God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. I don&#8217;t have a license to kill. I have a learner&#8217;s permit. I wasn&#8217;t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. Taxation WITH representation ain&#8217;t so fucking hot, either! Who were the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,69],"tags":[291],"class_list":["post-3256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","category-word-play","tag-bumper-stickers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}