{"id":3252,"date":"2015-01-21T00:14:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3252"},"modified":"2015-01-21T00:14:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T22:14:38","slug":"austin-powers-pick-up-lines-from-gold-member","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3252","title":{"rendered":"Austin Powers Pick-up Lines from &#8220;Gold Member&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.<\/li>\n<li>(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let&#8217;s get you out of those wet clothes.<\/li>\n<li>Nice legs&#8230; What time do they open?<\/li>\n<li>Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?<\/li>\n<li>Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?<\/li>\n<li>I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I&#8217;m the only one talking to you.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a bird watcher and I&#8217;m looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.<\/li>\n<li>Wanna play army? I&#8217;ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d really like to see how you look when I&#8217;m naked.<\/li>\n<li>You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.<\/li>\n<li>You must be the limp doctor because I&#8217;ve got a stiffy.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.<\/li>\n<li>If it&#8217;s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.<\/li>\n<li>(Look down at your crotch) Well, it&#8217;s not just going to suck itself.<\/li>\n<li>You know, if I were you, I&#8217;d have sex with me.<\/li>\n<li>You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?<\/li>\n<li>Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.<\/li>\n<li>My name is ( )&#8230;remember that, you&#8217;ll be screaming it later.<\/li>\n<li>Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?<\/li>\n<li>Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.<\/li>\n<li>I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?<\/li>\n<li>Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?<\/li>\n<li>Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let&#8217;s get you out of those wet clothes. Nice legs&#8230; What time do they open? Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You&#8217;ve got 206 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,42],"tags":[167,1165],"class_list":["post-3252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","category-movies","tag-austin-powers","tag-pickup-lines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}